i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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