And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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