so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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