would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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