is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Congratulations! We have a period
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