ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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