Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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