normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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