problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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