are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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