3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There r osticjed everywhere
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
