My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
