My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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