Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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