But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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