i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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