It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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