i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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