idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it was like having sex with a tree stump
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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