Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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