I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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