All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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