Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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