what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Panties = found
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
