He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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