I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
