I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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