awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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