There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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