He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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