ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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