I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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