We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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