We're like a lot better than the average bears
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
