Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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