he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you win again, gameday.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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