my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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