so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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