Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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