I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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