respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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