i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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