Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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