So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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