ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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