you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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