just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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