We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
