She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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