i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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