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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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