im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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