girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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